Greeting Card- I'm not asleep...

He’s not napping.
He’s not snoring.
He’s simply entered Power-Saving Mode.

Perfect for dads, grandads, uncles, coworkers, or anyone who claims they’re “still listening” while clearly drifting off in a comfy chair. Ideal for birthdays, retirements, Father’s Day, or a gentle roast delivered with love (and maybe a blanket).